1. My
first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. Couldn’t
concentrate!
2. Then I
worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me
the axe.
3. After
that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn’t suited for it — mainly because it was
a sew-sew job.
4. Next,
I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.
5. Then,
tried being a Chef – figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just
didn’t have the thyme.
6. Next,
I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it… couldn’t cut the
mustard.
7. My
best job was a Musician, but eventually found I wasn’t noteworthy.
8. I
studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn’t have any patience.
9. Next,
was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but just didn’t fit in.
10. I
became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered I couldn’t live on my net
income.
11.
Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work
was just too draining.
12. So
then I got a job in a Workout Centre, but they said I wasn’t fit for the job.
13. After
many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian –
until I realized there was no future in it.
14. My
last job was working in Starbucks, but had to quit because it was the same old
grind.
15. SO, I
TRIED retirement AND FOUND I’M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!!