Sherlock Holmes and Watson went on a camping trip; they set up their tent, and fell asleep.
Some hours later, Sherlock Holmes woke Watson and said: “Look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
Watson replied, “I see millions of stars.”
Sherlock then asked, “What does that tell you?”
Watson pondered for a minute… “Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
...What does it tell you?”
Sherlock was silent for a moment, and then said,“It’s elementary my dear Watson...Someone has stolen our tent”.